Creeping Out Tegan Paroles

That's why I was surprised when she told me that she was kinda lesbian

That's when I realized it was Tegan or maybe it was Sara
I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan
Cuz Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard them but I like k.d. lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Tegan or maybe I just pissed her
Off when I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl, a forgy or a fivesome
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly? Did they like Jennifer Tilly?
That's the problem with Klonopin, so many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling, I think she might be vegan

And I think I creeped out Tegan, I was creeping out on Tegan
I hope it wasn't Sara, cause (Matt) Skiba said she is the cooler one