$100 Groom Paroles

And I'm your $100 groom
Promise not to leave the room
Even if I gotta vomit
Oh I'm your $100 groom
Baby, I'll hop the broom
v Although I'd rather limbo underneath it

She spent all of my cash
And I broke out in a rash
As long as I can make you laugh
It's been awhile, might say it's high time
It ain't getting' better, let's go for a ride

Go downtown and find some crooked judge
And I'm your $100 groom
Won't leave the room
Even I have to vomit
Baby I'm your $100 groom
Baby I'll hop that broom
Though I'd rather limbo underneath it Baby we're in that room

She's my better half
When she makes me laugh
When she don't, she ain't
The one that I like best
With the two buck dress
She ain't no saint

Go downtown and we'll find ourselves a judge
And I'll be your $100 groom
Promise not to leave the room
Even if I have to vomit
Baby I'm your $100 groom
Baby I'll hop the broom
Rather limbo underneath it
Baby I'm your $100 groom